Questions
To the Naked Guy running around Dolores Park on New Year's Eve -

Forget for a moment the pebbles, the un-even sod, and semi-viscus mud. Nevermind that the hill is a favorite spot for irresponsible dog owners and their defecating companions. All those things aside, why slide on your front? And why the goose-stepping when you'd finally skidded to the bottom of the hill? Were you trying to warm yourself? Had you lost all feeling in your legs? Naked guys for the Fatherland? Then there was all that trouble getting back up the hill. Fred Flintstone imitation? Kramer? Or just a really bad grass rash?

I suppose I'll never know, but have a great 2002. I hope one of your friends got photos.
We sure did.

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