PORT-A-LOO RADIO CHATTER, Pt. II
More chatter between the guy who runs the Mag'&Bag and Base:

The Chatter
[click] "This is Entry for Base. Over." [click]
[click]"This is Base, Enrty. Go Ahead. Over."[click]
[click] "We have a Port-A-John tipped over next to ticketing and it's leaking. You might want to send someone to clean it up. Over."[click]
[click] "Entry, is it leaking water or should we call this a bio-hazard. Over."[click]
- beat -
[click] "It's leaking whatever Port-A-Johns leak when you knock 'em down. Entry out.[click[

The Story
Some guy went into the Port-A-John and sat down. His buddies then went around back and tipped it over. FORWARD! Which is to say, tipped it onto the door. He was in there, on top of the door and yelling, until a couple of guys rolled it over and let him out. They said he left his pants there.

Is this every nightmare you've ever had?