anil
Anil has a "bizarre, jokey sense of humor", but believed that his friends are rational and mature. As an experiment, he posted his link to NetGrocer and encouraged them to buy him an item. Not because he's broke, but just because he lives alone now and no longer has opportunity to steal from roommates the unexpected treats that any group fridge provides.

Anil did not know his audience here. Items that were delivered to his home:
A tin of SPAM.
A 4-tube package of Mentos.
1 package of Easter-themed Crayola sidewalk chalk.
A squeezable bottle of "cheese".
A package of purple marshmallow peeps.
A jar of marshmallow fluff.
A box of fortune cookies.
A plastic-wrapped tube of "beef sausage".
A box of Quisp cereal.
A candle shaped (but, fortunately, not scented) like a buffalo.
A handheld electronic basketball game.