W
After his better-late-than-never tough talk about the Israeli-Palestinian conflict, the President walked over to the East Room where he met with Elmo and the "boa-clad trio called the Vowelles" who "opted to don cowboy hats and perform a western tune called "W Trouble."

Beneath George Washington and Theodore Roosevelt portraits, they sang:

"I got W trouble
And I know what's to blame.
It's because there's no "wuh" sound
In W's name.
I am wasted, and woeful,
And wilted and tense.
What's with W's "wuh" sound?
It doesn't make sense!"

Just brilliant.
(from the Wash Post)