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Riding the train this morning I sat across from Bleeding Gums Murphy. I came in half way through a rant:

"Medical marijuana is American Gold. Why don't pharmaceutical companies want in on this? I ain't saying legalize growing it -- well, yes I am, but not right now -- what I'm saying is that medical marijuana sells for $360 an ounce. AN OUNCE!

You can't plant GOLD in the ground and watch it grow. But medical marijuana you can!"

Then he reached in his pocket and took his medicine.