CNN
I know times are tough, but come on CNN; you're not even affecting a sense of shame anymore.

Today's headline:
Hooters in the air?
August 15, 2002: 8:41 AM EDT
KANSAS CITY, Mo. (AP) - Will Vanguard Airlines, known for its low fares, and Hooters Girls, known for their high-cut shorts, soon be corporate cousins?