DELTA KING
The three reasons I like staying on the 1927 riverboat, The Delta King:

1. When the room is always at a slant, it's fun to act like you couldn't help rolling on top of your "shipmate",
2. It's fun to stand at the front and keep yelling, "By the Mark Twain" until someone asks you if you're a guest at the hotel. (Actually it was, "Can I get you another beer?" - butI know what she meant),
3. Anyone over 6' has to bend to fit in the shower, and seriously crouch to get his head wet.