GLASS DOG
It must be a leap year; Lance posted.

"If there is one thing I know for certain, it's that coffee is a very good thing, indeed.

If there's another thing I know for certain, it's that one's sexual preference is not a choice, otherwise I'd choose to have sex with everyone all the time because, you know, it's sex.

But let me get back to that first point, as much as you may be chomping at the bit to gallop on up here and chime in your agreement about the 'more sex is good' credo."

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