Dr. Feelgood

A Newark, OH surgeon "admitted to three instances when his intoxication or concerns that he was intoxicated affected his actions while driving, while in an airport, and in one case, while performing laser eye surgery" The Advocate (the Ohio news service, not the gay magazine).

He'll be back on the job in October.

Oh, and also: Holy Shit!
I can't find my keys after a couple - how is this guy performing laser surgery?