1:56AM: FOR THE RECORD.

There are now three raccoons, and they really look like they're trying to get into Mrs. Nash's apartment. And they're cooing/talking to each other incredibly loudly.

I now have an icecube tray and am tossing ice at them to try and scare them away. The littlest one (the new one) is just chasing the ice as it hits the ground. It's not working.

I'm convinced that Maggie is about to come out of the bedroom to see me in my underwear, at the window, with a flashlight, and ice tray, and my laptop.

That's why I'm explaining this now.