A tip (if you don't already do this or something similar) as soon as you open up the diaper, throw a baby wipe over his, um, boy bits...it'll help stem the tide.
The cool draft stimulates the urge to let go and spray; my technique was always to open up the diaper and let the draft in, but then leave the top half of the diaper rest on top of the baby's penis for a few seconds to protect myself from the inevitable golden shower.
I am sooo going to get blocked for porn on this, right? dgrocks
Along with everyone elses' hints, I also find it helpful to keep the air exposure down to a minimum. Before you take off the dirty nappy, unfold the new one and put it under him aligning the back tabs at his waist. Unwrap that little sniper quickly with wipes in hand. Wipe quick, slip the dirty diaper out and pull up the new one even quicker.
The showers get less and less as they get older. At least my little dude's have.
with twin boys i get hit at least once a day. i find it hi-larious as you think i would be prepared but by your 16th diaper you just say f it and laugh
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A tip (if you don't already do this or something similar) as soon as you open up the diaper, throw a baby wipe over his, um, boy bits...it'll help stem the tide.
I just had a boy on 12/23. He ONLY pees on me. My husband? Never. Not sure what that means.
The cool draft stimulates the urge to let go and spray; my technique was always to open up the diaper and let the draft in, but then leave the top half of the diaper rest on top of the baby's penis for a few seconds to protect myself from the inevitable golden shower.
I am sooo going to get blocked for porn on this, right? dgrocks
ahh the golden shower! toss a wipe on the peeing machine as soon as you open the diaper and you'll be good to go!
I hear ya!
It has been 6 days since my baby arrived, and I have got 'baptized' twice. =)
I feel your humorous pain! =)
Along with everyone elses' hints, I also find it helpful to keep the air exposure down to a minimum. Before you take off the dirty nappy, unfold the new one and put it under him aligning the back tabs at his waist. Unwrap that little sniper quickly with wipes in hand. Wipe quick, slip the dirty diaper out and pull up the new one even quicker.
The showers get less and less as they get older. At least my little dude's have.
He's probably so happy when he sees it's you about to change his diaper. "Man, I've been saving this all afternoon!"
there IS such a thing as the pee pee teepee...
Link's too long to post, but they have them at:
http://www.uncommongoods.com
Other than that silly stuff, just toss a baby washcloth on his nethers. :o)
Hehehe... Not only that, but what about a 'second round' of 'number two' as soon as you are done wiping off the dirty diaper... =)
Starts with a toot, then you resort to say 'CRAP!' and your wife giggles in the background saying 'Literally!'.
There's not much you can do about that, unless you had a clean diaper already in place.
My diaper changing skills are now way better than my numchuck skills. =)
And then there are these: Peepee teepees!
http://tinyurl.com/6dh7b
I bought them for somebody as a joke... little did I know she'd actually need to use them.
A belated congratulations to you guys!
with twin boys i get hit at least once a day. i find it hi-larious as you think i would be prepared but by your 16th diaper you just say f it and laugh
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