Science Fails Me, Again
I admire and respect scientitsts, science related activities and all who passed Chemistry. But why, while helping a friend cram for a test (kinda) last night, when I needed TGI-Friday brand Jalepeno Poppers at 3am, why, oh why didn't your precious science find a way to let me microwave them?!?
TGIFscientists have sussed out ways to fry them, bake them, *deep* fry them - you can probably even steam them - but when the microwave is your only option for warmth and the packaging says "Not Recommended for Microwaves", you're screwed.

Nice job, Brainiacs!