Martha
A couple years ago I was at a Children's Defense Fund event in Clinton, TN. Because Mrs. Clinton, Secretary Donna Shalela and Secretary Alexis Herman were all speaking, security was pretty tight. All guests had to pass by bomb sniffing dogs.

Martha Stewart donated sheets and towels to the newly remodeled Alex Haley farm, so she showed up - late, underdressed and mad to be in Tennessee at all. The dogs thought that she smelled like either liver or c-4. Or both. They sniffed her, and a Secret Service agent who looked just like Markie Post held her, for 10 of the longest minutes I'd ever experienced.

I told Lance Arthur this story and he "interpreted it".
If Lance saved any archives you could read his great version.
He's a bastard for not saving things, but you should read him: glassdog.com